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I. A Lover of Music | Henry van Dyke | |
Section II. |
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Bull began with musical criticisms. The fiddling did not suit him at all. It was too quick, or else it was too slow. He failed to perceive how any one could tolerate such music even in the infernal regions, and he expressed himself in plain words to that effect. In fact, he damned the performance without even the faintest praise. But the majority of the audience gave him no support. On the contrary, they told him to shut up. And Jack fiddled along cheerfully. Then Bull returned to the attack, after having fortified himself in the bar-room. And now he took national grounds. The French were, in his opinion, a most despicable race. They were not a patch on the noble American race. They talked too much, and their language was ridiculous. They had a condemned, fool habit of taking off their hats when they spoke to a lady. They ate frogs. Having delivered himself of these sentiments in a loud voice, much to the interruption of the music, he marched over to the table on which Fiddlin' Jack was sitting, and grabbed the violin from his hands. "Gimme that dam' fiddle," he cried, "till I see if there's a frog in it." Jacques leaped from the table, transported with rage. His face was convulsed. His eyes blazed. He snatched a carving-knife from the dresser behind him, and sprang at Corey. "TORT DIEU!" he shrieked, "MON VIOLON! Ah'll keel you, beast!" |
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